Updated Some Full Moons!
Updated Some Full Moons!
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Today I will embark on a daring journey to receive answers from beyond our world.
I am going to walk the fine line between life and death.
Using a Ouija board, I am going to contact the spirits around me to answer the question we have all been wanting to ask...
Fuck, Marry, Kill: Casper the Friendly Ghost, Bloody Mary, and the Ghost of Christmas Past
The spirit says it would fuck the ghost of Christmas past!
It must love the holiday season.
The spirit says it would marry Bloody Mary!
More like "Bloody Marry"
(I'm not sorry)
The spirit says it would kill Casper the Friendly Ghost!
It said it wants to put a bullet through his fat head.
The spirit wanted me to let you know that Kobe is doing great!
The afterlife has sooooo many basketballs!
We are about to go on a horrifying journey through Shamus.ca's House of Horrors!
Anyone with pre-existing heart conditions, pregnancy, or COVID-19 should scroll past this grueling adventure.
Be careful! This improper placement of combustible materials is incredibly dangerous!
This place is not safe and you are at serious risk.
Ahhhh! Truly terrifying!
These lightbulbs have a much shorter lifespan than their LED counterpart... Even worse is that they use 60 kilowatts an hour!
The electricity bill is going to be truly horrifying!
In Shamus.ca's House of Horrors there is muck on every doorknob!
What is it? Where does it come from? Nobody knows!
Watch your step! You wouldn't want to accidentally walk into this large pile of bird seed!
Shamus.ca is proud to announce that we are now on OnlyFans!
This will be your #1 stop to find book reviews and delicious recipes!
This will be strictly PG-13. No nudity!
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This right here is a Google Mini Home.
For those who don't know, it is one of those devices that listens to you 24/7 every day and occasionally helps you.
It can play music, tell you fun facts, monitor your conversations in order to sell your information, and it keeps track of the weather!
Supposedly, this device only works when it is plugged in... So I decided to investigate this by busting it open!
It was NOT easy to open.
I had to resort to hammering it, prying it open, and then running it over with a 1-ton vehicle.
I finally got in and what did I find? a bunch of AA batteries!
That's crazy! It's only supposed to be on when it's plugged in!
You may have noticed (you probably didn't) that I have not been updating every full moon. This has a totally reasonably explanation... I'm lazy.
For these reasons I am officially changing Shamus.ca's policy to "Updated Some Full Moons."
However, I am planning big changes for Shamus.ca in this next 6 months, and I will continue to occasionally make content.
In the meantime, the following content is for all the holidays that I have missed and did not have a chance to celebrate! Enjoy!
What's the best way to celebrate Cinco de Mayo? A piñata!
Except, I didn't have a piñata so I used a plastic bag...
And I didn't have a rope so I just put it on the floor...
And I didn't have a bat so I used a hammer...
I'm so excited!
Nachos are my favorite Mexican treat!
That some beetles are racist
That Golden Scarabs are really cool
...Well did you?
Just a guy doing some labour!
I recently bought a mariotta doll from a gypsy!
HEr name is rosetta and she is very nice, i Love her and will Protect her. My bEst purchase by far.
By emailing Shamus@shamus.ca
See you next Full Moon!