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Recently, I went into the woods and I heard a distant rustle.
I glanced towards the noise, and there I spotted big foot!
You might have to give it a closer look.
Wow. What a truly astonishing creature.
I am just happy to have been graced with it's presence.
Oi, I I'm Kangaroo Jack
Oi, I'm Steve Irwin
Oi, I'm a generic Australian stereotype
Oi, I'm Keith Urban
Oi, I'm Hugh Jackman
Oi, I'm Heath Ledger
By now you may be familiar with some of my death defying stunts such as holding my breath underwater, or escaping the shackles of a chinese finger trap.
Well this time I've upped the ante.
I am going to attempt to eat a pound of wings in a brand new white t-shirt.
Will I stain my new shirt? Will I make it out unscathed? Stay tuned to find out.
My stomach? Full.
My shirt? Clean as a whistle.
I hope that you've learned to never doubt Shamus.ca.
I stare deep into my own eyes and ponder. Why do I do this? Why do I make Shamus.ca?
At first I thought Shamus.ca was just a part of me, but I am slowly beginning to realize that Shamus.ca must be more than that.
I have been doing this website for one year now, and something is finally becoming clear to me.
Shamus.ca is my reality.... Shamus.ca is my truth.
The Russian Steroid is a shooter invented by yours truly.
It is a delicious drink that will get both your liver and your arms loaded.
1. Pour 1 tbs of protein powder in shot glass
2. Add vodka
3. Mix well
4. Get loaded!
I have always loved salt. That is a fact.
Approximately 4 months ago I acquired a rock that is high in sodium content.
The truth is that I love to lick this rock, I lick it nearly every meal, or while watching my favourite shows.
I used to be embarrassed about this. I was worried what people might think.
But I am happy to admit that I am now a proud salt lick owner!
**Please do not edit this photo**
It also makes a great footrest!
I was not a fan. Not worth your time. I know taste is subjective, but this is still gross.
Honestly wasn't a huge fan of this one either. It got some points for simply not being the Peller Cab Merlot.
I wouldn't reccomend it.
Yum! My favourite quarantine drink. Despite the fact that they don't specify a grape, it is still a delicious dry wine.
We here at Shamus.ca are excited to announce that we have signed a sponsorship deal with the up-and-coming boxer Sergei Sokolov.
Born: Sept 06, 1996
Hometown: Stalingrad, Russia
Height: 6'5" (196cm)
Reach: An arm's length
Stance: Orthodox (Christian)
Last issue (December 2019) I held a 50/50 raffle that would be announced this update!
Well I am happy to announce that the winner of the raffle was twitter user @vinnieidk
The Pot: $9
Yes, it's the one year anniversary of Shamus.ca.
I've had a lot of fun, and I don't plan on stopping. I've got more ideas.
That being said sometimes I'm lazy and will shamelessly skip a month.
Baby, I was born with it.
By having good content. And yes, you will get paid.
Barely paid though (I don't make money)
Yeah dude, it was crazy!
I reckon they'll think I didn't say reckon enough.
By emailing Shamus@Shamus.ca
See you next Full Moon!