Finding Big Foot
Big Foot Sighting!
Recently, I went into the woods and I heard a distant rustle.
I glanced towards the noise, and there I spotted big foot!
Do You See It?
You might have to give it a closer look.
Big Foot
Wow. What a truly astonishing creature.
I am just happy to have been graced with it's presence.
Festive Cards!
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Australian Impressions
Kangaroo Jack
Generic Australian Stereotype
Kangaroo Jack
Oi, I I'm Kangaroo Jack
Steve Irwin
Generic Australian Stereotype
Kangaroo Jack
Oi, I'm Steve Irwin
Generic Australian Stereotype
Generic Australian Stereotype
Generic Australian Stereotype
Oi, I'm a generic Australian stereotype
Keith Urban
Hugh Jackman
Generic Australian Stereotype
Oi, I'm Keith Urban
Hugh Jackman
Hugh Jackman
Hugh Jackman
Oi, I'm Hugh Jackman
Heath Ledger
Hugh Jackman
Hugh Jackman
Oi, I'm Heath Ledger
Stunt
Wing Night in a New White Shirt
By now you may be familiar with some of my death defying stunts such as holding my breath underwater, or escaping the shackles of a chinese finger trap.
Well this time I've upped the ante.
I am going to attempt to eat a pound of wings in a brand new white t-shirt.
Will I stain my new shirt? Will I make it out unscathed? Stay tuned to find out.
Another Success!
My stomach? Full.
My shirt? Clean as a whistle.
I hope that you've learned to never doubt Shamus.ca.
The Russian Steroid
My Favourite Shooter
The Russian Steroid is a shooter invented by yours truly.
It is a delicious drink that will get both your liver and your arms loaded.
Recipe
Ingredients:
Vodka
Protein Powder
1. Pour 1 tbs of protein powder in shot glass
2. Add vodka
3. Mix well
4. Get loaded!
My Confession
The Salt Lick
I have always loved salt. That is a fact.
Approximately 4 months ago I acquired a rock that is high in sodium content.
The truth is that I love to lick this rock, I lick it nearly every meal, or while watching my favourite shows.
I used to be embarrassed about this. I was worried what people might think.
But I am happy to admit that I am now a proud salt lick owner!
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Multiple Uses
It also makes a great footrest!
Box Wine Reviews
Peller Family Cabernet Merlot
Peller Family Cabernet Merlot
Peller Family Cabernet Merlot
I was not a fan. Not worth your time. I know taste is subjective, but this is still gross.
Copper Moon Malbec
Peller Family Cabernet Merlot
Peller Family Cabernet Merlot
Honestly wasn't a huge fan of this one either. It got some points for simply not being the Peller Cab Merlot.
I wouldn't reccomend it.
Domaine D'or Red
Peller Family Cabernet Merlot
Domaine D'or Red
Yum! My favourite quarantine drink. Despite the fact that they don't specify a grape, it is still a delicious dry wine.