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It's 11:00pm the night before the full moon and I forgot to make any content.
This was all made in one hour.
100% Beetle Content
Let's save these motherf*cking beetles.
As of 11:07pm this Full Moon Eve, I have set up an elaborate trap in an attempt to catch a beetle for this months update:
I have turned on the porch light (as depicted).
At midnight we will return to the trap to see what we have caught!
This is the stuff from your nightmares
Gah! I thought that was real for a sec
It would've been this months anthem but it is not available on soundcloud
This isn't true. But you can just tell people anything and they'll believe you
I read this on a snapple cap once
I'm gonna take this opportunity to rant about John Lennon.
I hate that guy. The guy acts like he transcended his ego while simultaneously competing with Paul McCartney for attention.
Punch buggy! No punch backs!
This iconic Pokemon had to make the list.
With strong Base Attack stats there is no way Pinsir would not make the hall of fame.
I don't know what was going on in Egypt but they loved beetles so damn much.
I've never seen this movie because I didn't like the cut of his jib.
The Metamorphosis is a book about a dude who wakes up as a cockroach.
I read this in Grade 12 because it was only 27 pages, but it turned out to be a great book.
August should be dedicated to raising awareness about beetles and other beetle related content.
Shark week is so passé, beetle month is what's hot now.
Just general awareness.
Are they endangered? Maybe, I couldn't really care less.
Beetle month is focused on reminding people that beetles even exist.
If everyone reading this tells just (2) friends or family about beetle month, then soon enough the entire world will know!
The clock has struck 12:00am....
and the trap is empty! No beetles today!
Those pesky beetles have outsmarted me once again.
If I had to pick just one, I would have to choose the mailman! They're not going to be around forever so enjoy them while you can.
The only one who won't miss them are our dogs :P
Chill out Matt(the only one who paid), your baptism will come in the next update! I promise!
Sure. Just email me an with a mailing address.
See you next Full Moon!