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Yeah I like to hit the course once in a while. To be honest, I'm not usually the best golfer out there.
But this month I really outdid myself. I got a hole in one on the second hole of my local mini-putt course.
I'm very proud of this, especially considering it only took me 4 tries.
David Blaine once held his breath for 17 minutes on live television.
To me, this demonstrated one of the most impressive feats of strength a man could do. It inspired me to attempt the same stunt and try to hold my breath for 1 whole minute underwater.
After days of training and anticipation, it was time for me to push myself to my physical limit. So I went to a pool and began the challenge (depicted to the right).
Once it was all over, I clocked in at 1:04.
I was very excited to find out that not only did I reach my goal, but I exceeded it by 4 seconds!
And remember kids,
Don't Try This At Home.
I am very excited to share my purchases from one of my favourite stores with you!
Last month I made some money from our sponsors and I used that to go to Dollarama and purchase myself some gifts. I could not have done this without all of you so I am very thankful to all my fans!
My bag will reveal to you a lot about myself and the sort of things I'm into! I hope you have as much fun watching me enjoy my bag as I had enjoying my bag.
I'll plant these and maybe we'll be updated on them in October
It's summertime and what better way to enjoy this weather than blowing bubbles?
A Japanese fan!
Or maybe it's Chinese... Either way, it's the best way to keep cool in this summer heat.
What is your favourite animal?
Which is your favourite guitar solo?
a. Stairway to Heaven
b. Hotel California
d. Power Rangers Theme
Who is your favourite superhero?
a. Batman (Christian Bale)
b. The Troops
c. Batman (Adam West)
What is your favourite colour?
You see a runaway trolley hurtling toward five tied-up people lying on the tracks. You are standing next to a lever that controls a switch. If you pull the lever, the trolley will be redirected onto a side track, and the five people on the main track will be saved. However, there is a single person lying on the side track.
You have three options:
a. Do nothing and allow the trolley to kill the five people on the main track.
b. Pull the lever, diverting the trolley onto the side track where it will kill one person but you will be responsible.
c. Cower and jump in front of the train.
You are a German Shepard.
You probably took this quiz more seriously than warranted. If you picked "tiger" you simply aren't very fun.
You are a Collie.
Much like Lassie, you are a utilitarian who cares about the welfare of people. You are also willing to make a sacrifice for the group even if it means you're a murderer.
You are a Greyhound.
Something about these dogs creep me out, and so do you.
You are a Basset Hound.
I don't really know what's up with these dogs or what's up with you either. The odds were stacked against you having mostly D's, but you did it. Enjoy.
You are a Poodle.
You are well rounded! You can be used for hunting, herding, or being a normal dog.
You are also non-shedding!
For my first stunt I went and took out $20 (it's a lot for me, okay) and went to the local casino.
I immediately went to the roulette table and threw it all down on black without thinking twice.
Sure enough, it hit black and I had made $20.
After that, I cashed out. But not before signing up for the casino breakfasts.
If you don't already know what airboarding is, it's the latest boardsport to hit the market.
One simply puts a business card on their fingertips out the window of a fast-moving car in order to start catching some wind.
It has quickly developed its own culture and become a world-renowned sport.
As a thrill seeking adrenaline junkie, I took it upon myself to up-the-ante.
I went airboarding with what I call "The Triple Threat"
I stacked my drivers license, credit card, and health card on each other and chased that gnarly air. It was high-risk, but it gave me that rush I've been seeking since the start.
Is this the end for me, or will I push myself to new airboarding heights?
Stan's Fries is a great chip truck and my favourite spot to grab some fries in Brantford! They encourage you to only use vinegar and salt, which I respect them for.
2 Thumbs Up.
I didn't even order anything after taking this photo.
I've decided to review the new release Rocketman. And I have to say, I don't like it. The guy isn't even dead and they're making a movie about him. What's even the point of dying then?
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I should mention that I haven't seen the movie.
Next Full Moon lands on Friday the 13th. I have special plans for that date, so expect the website to be updated the 14th.
The above picture is a clue on what to expect.
I have the unfortunate pleasure of knowing Saint T. There's not much to do but you could always check out the statue of Jumbo the Elephant.
Jumbo sacrificed itself in front of a train in order to save its child.
Speaking of which, St. Thomas is also known for their trains.
Follow this link if you dare,
hey, fuck u 2.
I sure am
We here at shamus.ca have fun creating new content. I'm sure old sections such as Horoscopes will make a return eventually, but in the mean time enjoy the dog breed quiz.
By emailing firstname.lastname@example.org
See you next Full Moon!