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This piece demonstrates the immaculate skills of the artist. The fine linework and attention to detail makes this piece difficult to differentiate from the real thing.
The world of macaroni art usually emphasizes beautiful landscapes and natural realism. However, "Twister" breaks the traditional norms of macaroni art by introducing surrealist themes into the artwork.
Inspired by none other than Vincent van Gogh, this piece provides a fresh take on a classic painting.
It has come to my attention that the domain Seamus.ca belongs to Canadian politician Seamus O'Regan.
I have decided to run for parliament against Seamus. There simply isn't enough room on the internet for two Shamus's, and frankly, Seamus O'Reagan isn't very punk rock.
I encourage you all to do whatever it takes to help me win, especially committing electoral fraud.
1. I stated that I do not like bird-watching and that I think it is stupid. This was entirely false. I realize that I very much enjoy bird-watching, and I even feed the local avians!
2. It is spelled piñata and not pinãta
3. I said I knew a shortcut, and then took us in a longer direction
4. I said Ray Romano was better than Danny Devito. I should not have made such a declarative statement, despite this being a true reflection of my feelings.
There you have it folks, I've only made 4 errors since the last full moon!
You ask Siri too many questions. Quit yelling at your phone and just live without knowing.
I could probably just write anything here and you would believe it.
You need to quit collecting those old t-shirts. It's time to move on.
Just like cancer, you're kind of a freeloader.
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You told yourself you would have a summer body by now but you still don't. Yet again, you have failed yourself. Are you just going to continue accepting failure?
Libra rhymes with Zebra.
You're gonna be having a rough one until drake releases new music.
I've already written 11 of these and I'm getting bored. Just pick another sign and roll with that.
Unless you explore someplace new, you're going to become trapped in your head.
You know bullshit when you see it (so please don't call me out).
You're trying to get through life on context clues.
Not sure who sent this one, but when I visited the site my webcam turned on¿
I'm no doctor, but I have had a few skin cancer scares in my day. Looks fine to me, but I am NOT liable if you have cancer
I can assure you this method is used by many squash athletes to develop strong glutes! Maybe consider using an ointment to relieve the pain. I'm sure she will help you apply it, you weirdo.
Just email Shamus@Shamus.ca
I sure am, ladies.
See you next Full Moon!