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Time Crunch

Last night I was enjoying a leisurely stroll under the moonlight when I looked up and realized the moon was already full! 


Oh shit, time to bust out some low quality content again.

The Coin Flip (1/2)

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Heads or Tails?

Choose wisely, you only have one chance

Mad Libs

Play with family or friends!

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Ink Blot Therapy

Take a look at the depicted "ink" blot

Using my experience as a psychiatrist I will diagnose you!

If you see...

Peanuts: Then you're hungry and need a snack. Doctor's orders.


A knife: Then you're incredibly deranged and need to seek help immediately. You are a threat to yourself and others.


I don't see anything: Are you sure? I feel like you probably see a knife.

The Coin Flip (2/2)

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The Edge!

In a shocking turn of events, it landed on the edge!


I hope you didn't bet money on this!

Ask Shamus.

Why does the ink blot look like shit?

Why does the ink blot look like shit?

Why does the ink blot look like shit?

Hey, fuck you dude. I tried my best.

Why was it so short this month?

Why does the ink blot look like shit?

Why does the ink blot look like shit?

Well how come you didn't ask why it was so long last month?

Are you single?

If the Geico Gecko and Flo from Progressive were the same size, who would win?

If the Geico Gecko and Flo from Progressive were the same size, who would win?

I sure am, ladies.

If the Geico Gecko and Flo from Progressive were the same size, who would win?

If the Geico Gecko and Flo from Progressive were the same size, who would win?

If the Geico Gecko and Flo from Progressive were the same size, who would win?

I bet the Geico Gecko would win. Have you seen Komodo Dragons? They're our size and quite fearsome.


I really don't like Flo either. She always seems too happy. What are you hiding, Flo?

See you next Full Moon!