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Last night I was enjoying a leisurely stroll under the moonlight when I looked up and realized the moon was already full!
Oh shit, time to bust out some low quality content again.
Choose wisely, you only have one chance
Using my experience as a psychiatrist I will diagnose you!
Peanuts: Then you're hungry and need a snack. Doctor's orders.
A knife: Then you're incredibly deranged and need to seek help immediately. You are a threat to yourself and others.
I don't see anything: Are you sure? I feel like you probably see a knife.
In a shocking turn of events, it landed on the edge!
I hope you didn't bet money on this!
Hey, fuck you dude. I tried my best.
Well how come you didn't ask why it was so long last month?
I sure am, ladies.
I bet the Geico Gecko would win. Have you seen Komodo Dragons? They're our size and quite fearsome.
I really don't like Flo either. She always seems too happy. What are you hiding, Flo?
See you next Full Moon!