My Resume
For potential employers who may find this
The Great Escape
The Stunt
In 1907 the great Harry Houdini made a name for himself by escaping a straight jacket while suspended over NYC.
In 2006 Criss Angel made history when he escaped a tank of water while tied down by chains.
In 2019, I, Shamus Marshall will make history by escaping five Chinese Finger Traps while in a Walmart parking lot.
Finding Finger Traps
Before I began my stunt I had to somehow obtain Chinese Finger Traps.
This has been difficult ever since they were outlawed by the Geneva convention.
However I knew of one way to get some finger traps... By winning skee ball tickets.
The Escape
I was successfully able to maneuver myself out of the Chinese Finger Traps!
How did I do it? Well a magician never reveals his secret...
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Halloween Costume Betting Odds
Cat 30/1
Sexy Cat 1/300
Trump 1/3
A White Guy "Dressed as Trudeau" 12/5
Shamus 67/3
Fat Thor 4/1
Any Character from The Office 2/7
Area 51 Alien 13/5
*the number on the left is the amount you win for betting the number on the right*
Pumpkin Carving 101!
Step 1: Acquire a pumpkin
In today's lesson, we're going to learn how to carve a classic jack o'lantern.
Step 2: Cut a hole in the top and gut it
Throw the guts away! But save some for later...
Step 3: Cut out eyes and a mouth
Look! We have the same face!
Step 4: Add pumpkin guts to mouth
And voila!
There you have it, the classic Jack O'Lantern.
Bonus: Repurpose the eyes as cat ears
Meow! Hairball!
E-Baptism
The Rebirth of Texty Ruxpin
The church has received another donation from twitter user @TextyRuxpin
For your own E-Baptism send $2 to shamus@shamus.ca (we accept PayPal, wink wink)
The Ceremonial Burning
This is the fun part
The Baptism
Blessed by the holy snowbank, I declare you baptized