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What would happen if I ate gravel?
I expect to shit bricks or have a kidney stone
1. Gather gravel from a dirt road
2. Add gravel to bowl
3. Pour milk in bowl
4. Eat gravel
5. Observe the experiment
6. Make conclusions
Intense abdominal pain
I should not eat gravel
I have recently learned that there's only one other "Shamus Marshall" in existence... And he is a fugitive from Florida.
Wanted for grand theft and battery, Shamus Marshall (the bad one) was last seen in 2016.
This man has tarnished my name and this needs to end.
For that reason I am offering a bounty of $16 and my Johnny Cash CD to whoever finds him.
Dead or Alive.
Then get tanning!
In the story, all the letters of the alphabet climb the tree before eventually collapsing and falling out of it, thus leaving the alphabet in ruin.
This is a critique on the exponential growth of civil society.
It illustrates how modern society is consuming resources faster than we can produce them and is quickly becoming unsustainable, thereby suffocating ourselves of space.
To conclude, the author asks us "Chicka Chicka Boom Boom, will there be enough room?" and the answer is no. There simply is not enough room.
Next Month: The Hungry Hungry Caterpillar and The Perils of Capitalism
My buddy actually paid for an e-baptism so here we are
I mostly just added this part for theatrics
By the hand of God, I declare you baptized.
Who did the artwork?
How many birds are there?
Who is the hottest brand mascot?
Dear Shamus, I hate my job but it pays better than anything else I could find, and my boss will let me work from home if I have a kid. Should I have a baby, or quit my job? Keep the Lunar updates coming! The tides depend on YOU!
- a Friend
Twitter: @uhhdane
See you next Full Moon!